september 2026, leg IV

Clown Car Blog…

Rockin’ In The Free World — Neil Young …

Rockin’ in the Free World …

We got a thousand points of light
For the homeless man
We got a kinder, gentler machine gun hand

We got department stores
And toilet paper
Got styrofoam boxes for the ozone layer

Got a man of the people
Says keep hope alive
Got fuel to burn, got roads to drive

Keep on rocking in the free world
Keep on rocking in the free world
Keep on rocking in the free world …

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Mondegreen …

Neil Young is known as the “Grandfather of Grunge”. As a genre, grunge isn’t too clean. Kurt Cobain loved to play with cheap guitars and he intentionally used feedback in his songs. Eddie Vedder from Pearl Jam? Good luck on figuring out what he’s singing!! “Yellow Ledbetter” has been used multiple times by YouTube creators for misheard lyrics. By the way, “mondegreen” is the technical term for misheard lyrics. For years, I loved to sing “Rockin’ in the Free World” and I especially loved when Neil Young got to the part when he sang, “God loves to cry!!” But guess what?? It’s a mondegreen!! It’s a misheard lyric!! Every official site says he’s singing, “Got roads to drive.” And you know what?? I have no problem posting the “real” lyrics here (as I have above) but I’ve listened to it a few times and I still can’t hear the “official” stuff!!! Good luck with this song!! It’s made for today’s struggles …

— Nemesis Duck

Yellow Ledbetter …

On the ceiling
On a Porsche
Glitter
Fairy
Landfill
I wanna leave Bennigan’s

One bizarre hymm
On a beach the little horses
Mona said
I wanna leave Bennigan’s

On a wheel
On a wizard
On a whale
Anna Nicole’s mama said that I won’t wanna see Anna fall down again

And the wizard
On Aleve, a Gump I know
I said I don’t want a whale in a box or a bag

Ah yeeaaaaaaah
Can you see dems?
Out on the porch?
Potato wave
ICEE dems
Brown the runway
Anna no, Anna no
I don’t wanna see

…make me fries

…ICEE

I don’t know why they suntan nails
On a Carmine unaware
I said I don’t, I don’t know where there’s a box or a bag

Ah yeeaaaaaaah
Can you see dems?
Oh, I know poor boys
Potato wave
ICEE dems
Brown the runway
Anna no, Anna no
I don’t wanna shave it off
I don’t wanna stare
I don’t want a stair
I don’t want a slayer

I don’t know all the words… yet

SNL Is Back …

Weekend Update …
The Tonight Show …
Funny Jerry Springer Satire …
9/30/2026 More Jack Smith News part III …
9/30/2026 More Jack Smith News part II …
9/30/2026 More Jack Smith News part I …
9/29/2026 Jack Smith Speaks …
9/29/2026 Adam Schiff Talks About Illegal Advertising…
9/29/2026 Karoline Leavitt Defeats Tard TV …
9/28/2026 Marjorie Taylor Greene Talks About Immigrants …
9/28/2026 More War Crimes Talk …
9/28/2026 Protesters In Amsterdam March Against The Illegal War In Iran …
9/27/2026 Obama Dunks On Orange Clown Like He Was A Midget Playing In The NBA …
9/27/2026 More Legal News …
9/27/2026 Todd Blanche Sued By The Attorney General Of New Mexico …
9/27/2026 Tara Palmeri Talks About White House Press Coverage …

REFLECTION: US Open 2000 …

Fat Ass Trump is giddy to have his hand near President Clinton’s crotch …
9/27/2026 Bill Clinton Is Back In The Spotlight …
9/27/2026 Iran War Update …
9/27/2026 Peter Navarro Questions Fox News …
9/26/2026 Little Marco Is A Dope …
9/26/2026 Saturday Update …

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